Goodbye Skullet : A Step by Step Tutorial on How to Get Rid of Your Toddlers Wicked Bad Skullet

Step one - Convince husband that haircut is needed and that having a toddler with a "super cool" rat tail is, in fact, not super cool at all.

Step two - Locate said toddler.  He will most likely be found emptying dresser drawers, standing atop the coffee table, or tormenting the dog.

Step three - Attempt to get wiggly toddler to sit still for before pictures of wicked bad skullet.  Halfway succeed.

Step four - Brace yourself for freak out.  Be pleasantly surprised when toddler thinks clippers are the absolute best thing ever.

Step five - Be relieved that toddler now looks like his parents love him.  Be sad that he now looks more like a kid that a baby.

Step six - Look lovingly at wispy little lock of hair on counter. Take picture. Tell yourself you should just throw it away because your not a weirdo. Also tell yourself you should keep it to put in scrapbook. Leave on counter for a few days because you can't make up your mind.